- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

The BCS

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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