What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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matt shut up

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Mitch

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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