- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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