- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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