Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock Knock Come in

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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