so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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