What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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