why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

planking.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...