how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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