9/11/2001

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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