A baby seal walks into a club.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

look left now look right. washing machine

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Sea World Japan.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

cot!

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