I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Rock mattress.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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like facebook.com/john maon

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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