WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Gadaffi

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Obama.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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96

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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