- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What did the mole say? Nothing

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

An Irishman stays home

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Women's Rights

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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