whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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