A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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I'm Halarious.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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