- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Lockerbie bombing

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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