What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I am black.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Fruitcake

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suck my dick.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Noah is Smart.

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Small breasts.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Anti Joke

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