What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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your fat

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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