Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

NEVER

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

BIG PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Potato salad

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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