Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A homeless person dies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

who just made fun of katie matt

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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