yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Indians

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man was shot. He died.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

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