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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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