- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

nathan palmer has a big head !

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

American healthcare.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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