- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Roses are red Violets are blue

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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