What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Robin, get in the car.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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