one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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