What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Did you know? . You already know!

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cool

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Do you play piano? No

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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