If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Poop

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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