why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Netball.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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girls basketball

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Kenny G

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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