What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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my names jim haha

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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