A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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I like your hair

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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69.... is a number

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