- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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