Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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black people

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Knock knock come in.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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the lemon was sweet.

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