What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus wept.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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