What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Religion

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Women's Rights

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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FIRE!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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