Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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