roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Punch line.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Arron Glass

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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GIVE

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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