what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Justin Bieber.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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