whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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