why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Im black

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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shut up iggy

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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