What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Womens rights !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

At least I dont have AIDS.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Knock, Knock Come in

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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