Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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