- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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