What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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