Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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