- Anti Joke

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.