- Anti Joke

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!