- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Women's rights.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

People...

Do the roar!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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