A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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